believed:

man razors always seem to be better built than lady shavers

why am i expected to remove all hair from nose to toe with a rusty knife glued onto a cheap pink plastic stick on an almost daily basis

if it is insisted that i be as hairless as a sphynx with alopecia swimming in a vat of radioactive nair i should at least be given razors that can sustain a single session of chopping down the dense and beautiful forestry that covers my upside-down canada for fuck’s sake

11.7.14 at 18:18
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I like this one a lot

11.7.14 at 17:59
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My brother walked up to me with a picture of our youngest brother and said “Do you see this kid? I’ve been stalking him for the past five years, and now he’s a mature 12 year old. I’m ready to make my move.” someone please send help

10.7.14 at 13:43
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think-progress:

The states that are raising their minimum wage without Congress.

jesusinc:

"nerd" and"loser" were like hard hitting insults in the early 2000’s and now they are used as affectionate terms we have truly come full circle

10.7.14 at 6:34
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chiaracqueen:

vickythevampyre:

Please note: The man depicted in these images is in fact a very powerful demon and yes, yes he did just put a whole bunch of cats in his wardrobe so they wouldn’t get wet in the rain.

Ok I have to read this manga.

daftpostpunk:

my dying words better be “im going ghost”

9.7.14 at 15:40
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shytoaster:

what-the-fuckasaurus-rex:

dicketysplit:

trying to write essays

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what does this mean

have u ever written an essay

9.7.14 at 13:04
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impalasscent:

lowse:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

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marvel fandom strikes

9.7.14 at 12:46
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